Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
[This is an excerpt from a book-length project that I’m working on] “I’d give you a hit off of this but I think you’re high enough already”, the flightless bird told me. He didn’t look like a flightless bird. He looked like Marlon, the guy from school who dressed like he was in the glee […]
Read More Book Excerpt Part OneYou’ve watched three straight hours of Yogi Bear and the television isn’t plugged in. ☻ You give such a stirring and iron-clad defense of the poetry of T. S. Eliot that the pile of laundry you are arguing with has no good response. ☻ Someone quips that John Wick is a candle you light in […]
Read More Signs that You’ve Smoked Enough PotJune 29th, 1980, President Jimmy Carter signs a law mandating 18 – 25 year olds register for the draft. This ensures a strong military comprised of the best and brightest from those males whose parents couldn’t afford to send to graduate school or bribe doctors. The Soviets had invaded Afghanistan and THAT was only eleven […]
Read More Why I’m Glad That I Slept Through the 80’sThe earthworm’s worth a second look it’s more than something on a hook. If they’re in your garden, for what it’s worth they aerate and fertilize the earth. Show one to your sister Beth And, you will scare her half to deth. A chow doesn’t chase sticks or perform any other tricks. If you tell […]
Read More Three More Bad PoemsAny dog named after Satan or one of his minions. Φ The all-powerful jackal-headed god of death and dismemberment. Sure, he LOOKS reasonable enough but why take a chance? Φ That guy over there with the big stick. Φ A litigation lawyer… or ANY lawyer for that matter. Remember: Shakespeare said, “Kill all the lawyers” […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 