Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Given a choice between two slow-moving lines at the grocery store, I will always manage to choose the line with anthrax. ♠ My shins can unerringly find any coffee table in complete darkness. ♠ I can make my grandma’s famous Million Dollar Salmon Dip… Note: It is famous because of all that botulism afterwards. ♠ […]
Read More Stuff I’m Good atSneak into your victim’s home every night and steal all his lemons and oranges and wait for him to die of scurvy. ♣ While your target sleeps, carefully drill a hole in his window, insert a plastic straw and methodically suck all the oxygen out of the room. ♣ Stab him with a knife made […]
Read More Ingenious Methods of MurderThe Toilet of Venus: In 1914, a suffragette attacked this Diego Velazquez painting with a meat cleaver. There is almost no apparent damage except sometimes you have to jiggle the handle of the toilet. ☺ The Thinker: Cleveland’s version of Rodin’s The Thinker was vandalized by the Weather Underground. Using explosives they managed to damage […]
Read More Vandalized Works of Art and the People Who Vandalized ThemVampire bats are given a bad rap. Sure they are ugly… so ugly that you cannot help but think it is on purpose; and, they DO take blood from people and animals, while they are still using it; and, they carry rabies… which isn’t so bad but the same bats insist on also SHARING rabies. […]
Read More The Blood-less Chicanery of the Vampire Bat
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 