Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
First, know what relaxes you. This is a message from the Massachusetts Institute for the Bleeding Obvious. ♠ Remember: You can develop a dependency on tranquilizers, so if you start using them, be sure you have a hefty supply to feed your inevitable addiction. ♠ Sometimes, relaxation is simply a matter of going to your […]
Read More How to relaxA violin is essentially a tiny guitar that you scrape. ☻ Holding a violin under your chin feels like when you are trying to take five oranges to the refrigerator and you don’t want to make two trips. ☻ Or, maybe more like a musical goiter. ☻ We only have violins due to the efforts […]
Read More Why I Hate the Violin[Deb made this request… blame her!] The venom of a blue-ringed octopus can paralyze an adult human in just a couple of minutes. So, if you have doubts about your humanity or age, get bitten by a blue-ringed octopus and see what happens. ☼ An octopus will grab a coconut shell and set it up […]
Read More Facts about Octopuses that Will Do You No ArmAbstract: As shown in Parker, Weiss, et al[1]; Franklin, Rodman[2]; and, Ribbit, Ribbit and Hopp[3], liver function values, many of which were found in a discarded nylon stocking, can be mapped against elapsed time measured in drams and plotted logarithmically to form a straight line with a slope of delta-G over the number of times […]
Read More Abstract Views: A PartialOklahomans spend about 3.5 million days hunting every year. What are they hunting for? Their top soil… ☻ During World War Two, Boise City, Oklahoma was mistakenly bombed by our Air Force. The military was torn between trying to cover up their error or just destroying the rest of the state. ☻ Oklahoma is one […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 