Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Black pepper has a high caffeine content; but, that’s not the only reason you couldn’t sleep after your friends got you to eat the contents of a pepper shaker. ♦ There are two differences between white peppercorns and black peppercorns: First, a white peppercorn doesn’t have a skin; second, black peppercorns are less likely to […]
Read More Irritating Facts about Pepper[Old stuff that I’m clearing out of my queue] If you round out the number of languages he speaks to the nearest integer, it comes to zero. ♫ He went to a Friar’s Club meeting because he was expecting tempura. ♫ He locked his keys in his car and had to break a window to […]
Read More He’s So Stupid… (Leftovers)[Experimental piece] If time healed all wounds, pharmaceutical companies would’ve already trademarked it. And, given it a cool name like Tempusall. ♪ If time healed all wounds, legislators would find a way to tax it. ♪ If time healed all wounds, some Italian corporation would invent “Deluxe Time” which would cost more than regular time […]
Read More If Time Healed All WoundsUnlike other natural disasters, you don’t have to bury the victims of a landslide. Not much of a consolation, but I’m a “glass half-slid” kind of a guy. ♦ Landslides move, on average, at the rate of ten miles per hour; although, they can go as fast as thirty-five miles per hour once they get […]
Read More Facts about Landslides that Make Me Want to ScreeRembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn is considered one of the greatest visual artists of all time… only surpassed by that guy who drew Calvin and Hobbes… ♣ Rembrandt never left the Dutch Republic during his lifetime. After his lifetime, they stopped watching him and he could’ve easily slipped out of Holland. ♣ Rembrandt was born with […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 