Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
The first thing I remember is my parents telling me to forget what I just saw… and I think I remember a body; but, a lot of things look like a body. I also remember standing on our banister-less stairs as a child and looking down at the long drop to the floor. Suddenly, the […]
Read More The Copious Spuriousness of Memory or What the Butler SawThe gladiator games were probably bloody and disturbing all the time… but, never as disturbing as they were on “Take Your Child to Work Day”… ☻ Someone died in a match about one quarter of the time which made being a gladiator safer than working the night shift at a convenience store… ☻ Constantine ended […]
Read More Are You not Entertained by these Facts on Gladiators?Coolidge was the only president born on the fourth of July. Legend has it that he wasn’t due for two weeks but a near-miss with a Roman candle sent his mother into premature labor. ☺ Calvin Coolidge used to ride a mechanical horse for exercise. It was simply a saddle attached to a mechanism that […]
Read More Calvin Coolidge Came from VermontPolls show that Vermont is the least religious state in the union. The most religious state is Mississippi due to the huge number of its citizens who are praying for a way to get out of Mississippi. ♥ Vermont was the first state to give women “partial voting rights”. Partial suffrage gave women the right […]
Read More Sticky Maple-Scented Facts about VermontWhat is your favorite sleeping position? Lying down. ♣ Do you have any pet peeves? No, but I’ve noticed that feral peeves keep getting into my trash cans. ♣ If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be? Steak stuffed with shrimp served on an apricot danish. […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 