Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
The difference between a flea circus and a regular circus? The tiny little clowns… ♠ The performers in a flea circus can be easily fed by allowing them to bite one’s arm and suck out some blood. It may seem kind of creepy, but is it any different from the average divorce? ♠ Originally, in […]
Read More A Little List on Flea CircusesIf you try to wrestle a donkey in a bathtub. ♣ If you walk through a weight-watcher’s meeting dressed as a french fry. ♣ If you try to break up a bar-fight between two angry rattlesnakes. ♣ It’s dusk, bats are flying about and you are wearing your “Smells like Mosquitoes” unisex cologne… ♣ You […]
Read More You Will Certainly Get Bitten[Taken from Google Answers] Will potato bugs bite you? Yes, but only in cases where they are provoked or in which you look a lot like a potato. ◙ How long will a cricket live in my house? Until you stop buying the juice that it likes. ◙ Do crickets feel pain? Not really. So […]
Read More Q and A on Entomology (Mostly Crickets)Once upon a time there was an ant who felt that he was “all that and a bag of chips… with a Michael Jordan bobble-head thrown in for free”. The rest of the world was united in having the exact opposite opinion. The ant was unremarkable. The ant would go into his boss’ office and […]
Read More The Ant Who was Full of HimselfThe redback spider or, Latrodectus hasselti, ranges through Australia; moreover, it has managed to spread to New Zealand, Japan, the United Arab Emirates and Belgium. They don’t expect it to flourish in Belgium because the redback spider will not eat french fries with mayonnaise. ☼ A redback spider bite is very painful. So, if you […]
Read More Some biting facts about redback spiders
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 