The Ant Who was Full of Himself

Once upon a time there was an ant who felt that he was “all that and a bag of chips… with a Michael Jordan bobble-head thrown in for free”. The rest of the world was united in having the exact opposite opinion. The ant was unremarkable. The ant would go into his boss’ office and […]

Some biting facts about redback spiders

The redback spider or, Latrodectus hasselti, ranges through Australia; moreover, it has managed to spread to New Zealand, Japan, the United Arab Emirates and Belgium. They don’t expect it to flourish in Belgium because the redback spider will not eat french fries with mayonnaise. ☼ A redback spider bite is very painful. So, if you […]

Things that Fight for our Amusement

Dogs: I understand people’s condemnation of dog fighting. We love dogs. Dogs are man’s best friends. But, what if man wants to be entertained by watching two dogs fight to the death? A true friend would step up to the plate, right? I think the biggest problem people have with dog fights is that they […]

Why You Should Terrorize Moles

[Thanks to Rivergirl for the idea] A non-terrorized mole is a happy mole and a happy mole is a contented mole. Terrorize the moles in your yard or their contented sighs will keep you awake at all hours of the night. ☺ Terrorizing a helpless small blind animal might just win you a Nobel Prize […]