Why Ducks Shouldn’t Tap Dance

[I’m not going to tell you who forced me to write on such a ridiculous topic, but her site is right here] It’s frivolous and keeps ducks from doing their real jobs: Selling supplemental health insurance. If they forget to take them off and go home to their ponds afterwards, their tap shoes will drag […]

Extrovert Facts I’ve Got Outgoing

Extroverts do NOT always need to be the center of attention. They are more than happy with someone else as center of attention, provided that person is talking about them. Extroverts have doubts about their own outgoing personas. They wonder if they are coming on too strong… maybe being a bit obnoxious. Researchers know this […]

I’ve Withdrawn these Facts on Introverts

Psychologist Laurie Helgoe, author of Introvert Power: Why Your Inner Life Is Your Hidden Strength, says that introverts do not enjoy small talk. This was hardly surprising considering that NO ONE likes small talk… Introverts create more dopamine and dopamine-like substances simply by thinking deeply and using their imagination. This means that we can have […]

Facts about Rice

In India, the first solid food given to children is often rice; whereas, the last solid food given to someone is often poison. Two makes of car, Honda and Toyota, are named after rice. Kind of stupid, I know, but not as dumb as naming a car after a Papal decree, as in “Fiat”; or, […]

How to Get Mexico to Pay for the Wall

Hire a shill to pretend to want to buy the wall at ten times the value. When Mexico pays for the wall, the shill disappears. Because he’s trouble with a capital ‘T’ that rhymes with ‘P’… Or, tell Mexico that Bolivia has its eye on it and is coming over to buy it RIGHT NOW. […]