How to Get Mexico to Pay for the Wall

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Hire a shill to pretend to want to buy the wall at ten times the value.  When Mexico pays for the wall, the shill disappears. Because he’s trouble with a capital ‘T’ that rhymes with ‘P’…

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Or, tell Mexico that Bolivia has its eye on it and is coming over to buy it RIGHT NOW.

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Convince Mexico to buy us lunch and then ask for money for the wall while their wallet is out.

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Tell them, if they don’t pay for it, they cannot choose the color; and, the color we choose will clash with EVERYTHING.

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Put the words “new” and “improved” on the wall.

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Threaten to put children in cages if they don’t… or even if they do…

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Convince them that God wants them to pay for the wall by forging Jesus’ signature.

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Tell Mexico, if they do not pay for the wall, we’ll have their country towed and they’ll have to pay an impound fee.

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Convince them that they should pay for something they don’t want or need or will even OWN after they pay for it.  How?  I don’t know… lasers?

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Patiently explain that, as Trump destroys the United States, the wall will keep Americans from fleeing into Mexico…

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10 thoughts on “How to Get Mexico to Pay for the Wall

  1. True dat – I always thought we would flee north to get away from Trump, but that could just be because it is closer to me. The south may run for Mexico – without a wall, they’re comin for ya Mexico!

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