Do you list “Las Vegas” as a dependent on your taxes?
When your father gets sick do you try to get odds on his recovery?
Is gambling interfering with your work and your work is treating gambling addiction?
Do you try to recover gambling losses by gambling? And, when you get caught, do you try to cover it up by gambling?
Did you miss the last intervention your family held for you because you were at the race track?
Have you prioritized which of your children you might sell first?
Do you carry the deed to your house with you on your trips to Atlantic City?
Do bookies break your legs for not paying, in advance?
When you win big do you celebrate by gambling?
Did you buy a dog just so you could tell your spouse that it ate your paycheck?
Have you ever forged your spouse’s name for gambling money? Was it on a life insurance form?
Are you actively soliciting the local school-board to make poker a school team sport?
Are you too busy playing the slots to read this?
When your spouse tells you they’ll leave you if you don’t stop gambling and you reply, “I’ll TAKE that action”…