A sadist is simply someone who gets sexually excited over the same thoughts that most of us have. Sociologist have determined that, if you don’t meet four people you’d like to torture BEFORE you even get to work in the morning, you probably work from home.
Sadists are important in the scheme of things: Without them, a sadomasochistic relationship would just be some guy standing around wondering why no one is hitting him…
How can you tell if someone is a sadist? Well, we all know that the truth hurts; therefore, any sincere person is bound to be a sadist.
In most marriages, you are either the sadist or the masochist; so, on your wedding night, call dibs on “sadist” before your partner does…
Psychologists say that sadists have an emotional disorder; however, they never say it to their faces.
To be declared a sexual sadist in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, you’ll need to have committed a sexually sadistic act on an unwilling person for at least six months. If you sexually torture someone for only five and a half months, congratulations! You’re sane!
Psychologist have created a test for sadism. The first question is, “Do tests cause you crippling anxiety?”. If the answer is yes and the test continues, the tester is a sadist.
Fortunately, sadists can find work that allows them to express their sadism but in socially accepted ways. Loan officer comes to mind.
They say an abusive childhood causes sadistic tendencies; however, I know three people who had abusive childhoods and, outside of the dog torture, are normal people.
If you’re child shows signs of being a sadist, seek psychiatric help if you don’t want him to become a horrible monster shunned by society. Remember, I said “if” you don’t want that…