A sadist is simply someone who gets sexually excited over the same thoughts that most of us have. Sociologist have determined that, if you don’t meet four people you’d like to torture BEFORE you even get to work in the morning, you probably work from home.
Sadists are important in the scheme of things: Without them, a sadomasochistic relationship would just be some guy standing around wondering why no one is hitting him…
How can you tell if someone is a sadist? Well, we all know that the truth hurts; therefore, any sincere person is bound to be a sadist.
In most marriages, you are either the sadist or the masochist; so, on your wedding night, call dibs on “sadist” before your partner does…
Psychologists say that sadists have an emotional disorder; however, they never say it to their faces.
To be declared a sexual sadist in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, you’ll need to have committed a sexually sadistic act on an unwilling person for at least six months. If you sexually torture someone for only five and a half months, congratulations! You’re sane!
Psychologist have created a test for sadism. The first question is, “Do tests cause you crippling anxiety?”. If the answer is yes and the test continues, the tester is a sadist.
Fortunately, sadists can find work that allows them to express their sadism but in socially accepted ways. Loan officer comes to mind.
They say an abusive childhood causes sadistic tendencies; however, I know three people who had abusive childhoods and, outside of the dog torture, are normal people.
If you’re child shows signs of being a sadist, seek psychiatric help if you don’t want him to become a horrible monster shunned by society. Remember, I said “if” you don’t want that…
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So let me get this straight as sadist isn’t a bew zealand who says ‘sad as’ then?
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I understood very little of that sentence. CONTEXT, Deb!
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Oh ok. New Zealanders are known to add the word as to the end of a sentence. So I was making a pun. You say sadist, they say sad as. See, not funny now, is it?
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On the one hand, I can see how it would be funny. Like the USA and Canada, eh? On the other, one of my other loyal readers is from New Zealand so HOW DARE YOU?
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Not all New Zealanders add “as” to the end of sentences. We also add “eh” to end of sentences too, crazy as…
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Well, NOW I’m confused as…
… eh?
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“If you sexually torture someone for only five and a half months, congratulations! You’re sane!” Cracked me up 🙂
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I can’t take all credit for that one: Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders is one of the most hilarious books ever written. At least I think that was what I was reading…
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I often think making people suffer through my endless vacation blogs is torture, but I must attract a lot of masochists because they keep coming back.
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Present!
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I’ve misplaced my whip. I hope that won’t be a problem…
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A belt or a razor strop is fine…
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I work from home lol 😂 but because my husband is always at home too – I have such thoughts time to time… 😂😂😂
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I was married for twenty five years and understand completely, Ray…
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😂😂😂👻✌️
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