Trumpland, a Future Retrospective

I obtained the gift of prophecy after I was bitten by a radioactive gypsy. Lately, images of our immediate future have been flooding my mind and I HAVE TO WARN THE PEOPLE!!! I predict… A border wall will finally be built between the United States and Canada, but Americans will continue to escape. Russia, China, […]

Advice My Grandpappy Gave Me Part 2

Women are not all vengeful harpies out to drain your life-essence and leave you a broken defeated shell… not all of them… theoretically… Never spend more than you can afford. “What you can afford” is equal to your take home salary plus whatever credit is left on your cards plus the card limits of credit […]

Child Discipline Tips

When you say, “no”, stick with it or your children will not respect you. On the other hand, if they don’t respect you, you can’t be their role model and it follows that you cannot be blamed for how they turn out. Never yell at your children in public; however, it IS okay to yell […]

Landmark Court Cases You’ve Never Heard of For Good Reason

Chapman v. Bocco the Squirrel – Albert Chapman assaulted Will Haines, AKA Tennessee University mascot Bocco the Fighting Squirrel, during a rowing competition. Convicted of simple assault, Chapman appealed his conviction on the grounds that, Bocco, at least during university sporting events, was legally an animal; and, that because he was the “fighting squirrel”, Chapman […]

The Random Thoughts that Shot Liberty Valance

I can forgive my ex-girlfriend for a lot of things but NOT for neglecting to tell me that she was imaginary. I’m uncomfortable with the term “tree frog” because I feel that it imposes a lifestyle choice on the frog… Sometimes, I like to get into a cab and say, “follow that car!” and just […]