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Bad Movie Names for Bad Movies

Vampire Circus: Another Hammer Studios vampire film but extra bleak because it was set in Serbia… a place so terrifying you don’t even really NEED vampires. But, without vampire clowns, the vampire circus is just a bunch of FREAKS jumping around in leotards, biting each other with abandon. This movie was shot in six weeks. […]

Random Thoughts about Me Me Me

My life would’ve been just a little bit better if no one had ever explained to me what a “cock ring” was. ☼ I get tired of being treated like I’m crazy. My family does it, my friends do it… even the tiny hippopotamus god that lives in my truck. ☼ I’ll never understand women… […]

Q and A on Entomology (Mostly Crickets)

[Taken from Google Answers] Will potato bugs bite you? Yes, but only in cases where they are provoked or in which you look a lot like a potato. ◙ How long will a cricket live in my house? Until you stop buying the juice that it likes. ◙ Do crickets feel pain? Not really. So […]

More Thoughts on Flags

Under the skin we are all brothers, but flags make me your enemy… well, flags and your disgusting food and your RIDICULOUS language. ♦ Flying a flag at half-mast indicates a death… often the death of the guy whose job it was to hoist the flag to the top of the pole. ♦ I pledged […]

Bulgaria Facts

The name Bulgaria is derived from the Proto-Turkic word bulģha meaning “to stir”; just one more reason not to let proto-Turks name anything important. ♣ The last tsar of Bulgaria was Simeon II, who was exiled in 1946. He came back as Prime Minister in 2001 but left in 2005 because they’d turned his bedroom […]

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