Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Some people won’t eat Century Eggs because of the misconception that they are preserved in horse urine. The jokes on them because the eggs only SMELL like horse urine. ☼ Actually, century eggs are created by burying eggs in ashes, salt and clay and letting them sit for a few months until the yokes turn […]
Read More Facts About One-Hundred Year-Old EggsWhen you lose, you unleashed a stream of obscenities while throwing the game board on the floor and upending the table. Your four-year-old never asks to play Chutes and Ladders with you ever again. ♂ Your friend starts dating a beautiful woman so you either date a MORE beautiful woman or you make one out […]
Read More Are You Too Competitive?She must have no visible tattoos. Where she might get invisible tattoos is none of my business. ♀ She should think the previous joke was funny… or thought-provoking… or, at least not throw a wrench at me… ♀ She must be tone-deaf; then, I can tell her that I’m a great singer and SHE’LL NEVER […]
Read More What I Look for in a GirlfriendGiven a choice between two slow-moving lines at the grocery store, I will always manage to choose the line with anthrax. ♠ My shins can unerringly find any coffee table in complete darkness. ♠ I can make my grandma’s famous Million Dollar Salmon Dip… Note: It is famous because of all that botulism afterwards. ♠ […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 