Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
I’d rather rip out my own eyes than take a gift of more ties. I’d rather stand wearing only an adult diaper at a rave than get another bottle of aftershave. I welcome fruit baskets and expensive cheese as I would a fatal disease. And, if I want to take a cooking class or a […]
Read More Old Men Don’t Like Birthday GiftsGood things come to those who wait but those things are often past their expiration date. Patience is a virtue And, doing nothing won’t hirtue. If something goes wrong and you’re watchful and wise, you can blame it on some other guys… Do it quick because, at worst, the other guys might blame you first.
Read More Poetic AdviceThe earthworm’s worth a second look it’s more than something on a hook. If they’re in your garden, for what it’s worth they aerate and fertilize the earth. Show one to your sister Beth And, you will scare her half to deth. A chow doesn’t chase sticks or perform any other tricks. If you tell […]
Read More Three More Bad Poems[Thanks to Deb for inadvertently giving me the idea. Happy Thanksgiving, one and all!] Hide their rhyming dictionary. ◊ Avoid inspiring them. Keep them away from clouds, Grecian urns and especially flammable tigers. ◊ Get a doctor’s note. “Sorry sweetheart, but I can’t listen to your poetry, today. Doctor says one more rhyme might kill […]
Read More How to Discourage Your Poet[I am SO sorry] Ol’ Lady Hubbard went to her cupboard to get her poor doggy some weed But it turned out the pup had smoked it all up And, left her with one tiny seed. She went to the trailer park to get him some crystal but he acted so crazy she slept with […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 