Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
In most interactions, Vance comes across as someone who is applying for a job as a human being but has no experience being one. ◙ Doctors have determined through CAT scan that Vance’s head is simply a big piece of meat with a beard glued to it. ◙ If you have to repeatedly tell the […]
Read More What I Know about J. D. VanceMarjorie Taylor Greene is a member of the House of Representatives known for looking dispassionately at complex issues, giving them careful study and then blaming transsexuals. ♂ Despite her appearance, medical experts agree that Marjorie Greene’s mother is probably NOT a horse. ♂ Greene eschews the limelight and prefers to keep a low profile when […]
Read More Marjorie Taylor Greene: A Field GuideRecently, President Trump confused America by giving a speech from behind a tiny little desk. Still, no one knows why… but I have a few theories… The desk ISN’T small. Trump is growing at an exponential rate due to consumption of a radioactive bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken. He will spend the remainder of his […]
Read More How to Explain Donald Trump’s Tiny Desk[Happy Thanksgiving, my friends!] Put a bucket of chicken on the sidewalk and slam the gate behind him when he grabs it. ☼ Turn off the wi-fi… ☼ Seal all the doors and windows and transport the White House into Earth orbit. Then, open the air-lock and suck him into space. ☼ Remove all of […]
Read More How to Get Donald Trump Out of the White House After January 20Thanks to president Trump, insulin is cheaper than water… now that water is a thousand dollars a liter. We learned that his being an obnoxious jackass doesn’t end at seven o’clock at night. We learned that he doesn’t SUPPORT Nazis; but, he does tell them what to do. We learned that Biden’s son had a […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 