Thanks to president Trump, insulin is cheaper than water… now that water is a thousand dollars a liter.
We learned that his being an obnoxious jackass doesn’t end at seven o’clock at night.
We learned that he doesn’t SUPPORT Nazis; but, he does tell them what to do.
We learned that Biden’s son had a drug problem and that Biden had too much class to bring up the drug problem of Trump’s brother.
We learned that Trump thinks a debate is more of a hog-calling contest than an exchange of facts.
We probably got an inkling as to why Melania sleeps in a different state than her husband.
We learned that, somehow, prescriptions are eighty percent cheaper than they used to be due to all that gas light Trump’s been using.
We learned that we need to expect a fight to keep our democracy intact.
We learned that Trump’s sheep will rationalize literally ANYTHING the man says.
We learned that even Chris Wallace has a limit on how long he’ll put up with a jackass before admonishing him… and that limit is an hour and fifteen minutes.
We learned that Donald Trump’s favorite song is his own horrible voice.
We learned that Donald Trump DOES have a plan for the next four years and that plan is to let the statute of limitations run out.
If you use the word “smart”, Donald Trump will eat you.