Tips on Breast Feeding

Breastfeeding burns a lot of calories, especially in conjunction with other exercise; For example, if you breastfeed while mountain climbing, you can lose up to two pounds a day… ten, if you drop the baby. A suckling child can tighten up the uterus immediately after childbirth which is the least he can do. The size […]

Stuff People Have Said With Stuff From Me Added

[The following are quotes from people far smarter than I am and who bathed way less often than I do. I just added something onto the end to make them more accurate] The best things in life are free. If you want the worser things, the price goes up rather sharply. I only regret that […]

Halloween Tips

Make your children’s costumes as dark as possible so that drivers cannot purposely run them over. Sexy costumes have a time and a place. The place is a party comprised of adults. The time is when you aren’t three hundred pounds, bald and with a rash down the lower half of your body. There is […]

The Moosehead Stratagem, Chapter Two, Final Part

[back to the usual stuff, tomorrow. Hope you enjoyed this] Buck Justermanson sputtered at Mike Wistersheshenham, “Those were two of my best men you just killed. Each had over thirty confirmed kills, and fifty more imaginary ones” Mike straightened his collar with a piece of human skull he had harvested from one of the thugs. […]

The Moosehead Stratagem, Chapter Two, Part Five

I am Yorgat! Born before time, I was; therefore, neither of my parents owned wristwatches. I was around when the big bang occurred. My power is limitless. My knowledge is infinite. My butt looks really good in bicycle pants. Ancient, I was, before the creation of the Earth and Sun. When the Earth was […]