[The following are quotes from people far smarter than I am and who bathed way less often than I do. I just added something onto the end to make them more accurate]
The best things in life are free. If you want the worser things, the price goes up rather sharply.
I only regret that I have but one life to give for my country and that I was caught by the British.
Nothing is certain but death and taxes; that includes the previous sentence.
Whether you think you can or you think you can’t, you’re right… especially if you think you can’t.
Don’t shoot until you see the whites of their eyes… or, if they have jaundice, the yellows…
If you worry about what might be, and wonder what might have been, you will ignore what is; consequently, you’ll be a lot less depressed.
Some people want it to happen, some wish it would happen, others make it happen. The truly successful sell tickets.
Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God; moreover, it is a really great way of ending up in front of a firing squad.
“Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results. So is quantum physics”
A thing of beauty is a joy forever; but, you can use an ugly thing to open a beer bottle…