Stuff People Have Said With Stuff From Me Added

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[The following are quotes from people far smarter than I am and who bathed way less often than I do.  I just added something onto the end to make them more accurate]

The best things in life are free. If you want the worser things, the price goes up rather sharply.

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I only regret that I have but one life to give for my country and that I was caught by the British.

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Nothing is certain but death and taxes; that includes the previous sentence.

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Whether you think you can or you think you can’t, you’re right… especially if you think you can’t.

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Don’t shoot until you see the whites of their eyes… or, if they have jaundice, the yellows…

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If you worry about what might be, and wonder what might have been, you will ignore what is; consequently, you’ll be a lot less depressed.

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Some people want it to happen, some wish it would happen, others make it happen.  The truly successful sell tickets.

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Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God; moreover, it is a really great way of ending up in front of a firing squad.

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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.  So is quantum physics”

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A thing of beauty is a joy forever; but, you can use an ugly thing to open a beer bottle…

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10 thoughts on “Stuff People Have Said With Stuff From Me Added

    1. Accurate way to put it, Tim. I never know if Moosehead Stratagem is enjoyed or just considered an annoyance. Got back from Lubbock and immediately came down with a cold… so I have to put something up I’d already written.

      Dementia wards are weird weird places…

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