My Worries are as Many as Fishes in the Sea

I worry that there is no gravity and that everything was just “going that way anyhow”… I worry that the hair I think I’m losing is just hiding inside my scalp and is going to jump out at me when I least expect it. I worry that I might, inadvertently, become too gangsta… I worry […]

Why I Mailed a Dead Cat to My Senator

[Another title first, content afterwards exercise. If you have any others, post them in the messages below] Because the live ones usually manage to scratch their way out of the box in transit. Mailing dead animals is protected speech, like picketing and throwing hand grenades. I’m angry that he won’t pass laws against cruelty to […]

Medical Advice from a Terse Llama: Covid Edition

Dear Terse Llama, With all the Covid 19 going around, I’ve managed to stay pretty healthy; however, lately I’ve been feeling as if I might be a carrier. I just haven’t felt myself; plus, the other morning, I woke up in the ocean with fighter planes landing on my deck. Should I get tested? Confused […]

Introduction to a Murder Mystery I’m Working on

Baddleyshireton on the Derryvilleford is just like any other medium-sized village. It has a population of about ten thousand… even more if you count the people who live there. It slopes gently down to the Derryvilleford where the merchant ships dock and discover that they cannot leave because there is no water in Derryvilleford. A […]

Dr. Seuss in the Time of Covid 19

[I was talking to James in his comment section and this came up… Thanks!] The Cat in the Hat Stays Home Horton Hears a Who from a Safe Distance I Had Trouble Getting to Salla-Salloo Because They Cancelled All Unnecessary Air Travel Hop on Pop: Emergency CPR Techniques for Children The Butter/Water/Toilet Paper Battle Book […]