Why I Might be a Lesbian

[Being a straight white male, it never occurred to me that I might become a lesbian; but, it turns out, I’ve got a lot in common with them] Like a lesbian, I enjoy having sex with women. These women weren’t lesbians, of course… at least they weren’t before the sex… Like a lesbian, no woman […]

For the Love of Algebra

Algebra is the sloppy Judas-kiss that is planted on the mouth of every middle-school math student. You’ve learned the numbers… all of them. You can add them, multiply them, subtract them and, on rare occasions, you can even do long division. So, what is the response of educators? “Feeling smug knowing all the numbers? Well, […]

A Random Thought is Often Sought

Frozen solid and hit with a hammer, he died a broken man… If you have an harmonica, you are never truly alone… until you start playing it… Do what you like to me; but, I won’t put up with ANYONE hurting my children unless they have a fairly reasonable explanation for doing so… Brevity is […]

New Years Resolutions

I resolve to think before I act. Well, actually I haven’t resolved to do that yet, but I’m considering it. I resolve to take the CPR dummy I keep in my closet out for a night on the town. Imagine the look on her face! I resolve to give the people in my life the […]

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to my readers. As a gift to you, I won’t be posting for a little while, just to give you all a break from me. When I DO return, I want essays on everyone’s winter vacation and I WILL check the spelling. Cheers! Charlie