[Being a straight white male, it never occurred to me that I might become a lesbian; but, it turns out, I’ve got a lot in common with them]
Like a lesbian, I enjoy having sex with women. These women weren’t lesbians, of course… at least they weren’t before the sex…
Like a lesbian, no woman has ever looked at me after sex and said, “Wow! What a man!”
Like a lesbian, I often encounter discrimination based on my sexual preferences, mostly because people don’t want me to reproduce…
A lesbian relationship can be pretty solid because they understand what their partner is thinking. I was the same way, mostly because my wife was pretty vocal about what was on her mind.
Lesbians tend to be attracted to more subtle characteristics like confidence, a nuanced scent and flannel shirts. I’m even more nuanced in that I need literally nothing to be attracted to a woman. Once I dated a crayon stick figure of a woman and even called her the next day…
Some lesbians are “butch”… i.e. masculine. I did a push-up once, which caused so much testosterone to be released into my body that I grew a beard on my earlobes.
I want to go trout fishing with Rachel Maddow.
Lesbians tend to be very self-sufficient. I personally need no help at all to curl into a fetal position on my kitchen floor when I cannot find the can opener.
I get angry when people make jokes about lesbians, unless those jokes are sensitively fashioned in the form of a humorous list…
Lesbians tend to make women as a group seem stronger and more substantial. By comparison, I do the same thing.
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
I can’t think of a thing to same about this which wouldn’t be politically insensitive so instead I’m going to share something sweet: Row, row, row your boat and fall into the depths. If your not swallowed by a whale you might come out soaking wet.
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Ah, from that great poet: Moby Dickenson…
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That’s me. Great poet wannabee
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How are you in relation to the blaze?
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Marvellous penned such a delicate poem.
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Thank you. I based it on a poem by William Blake…
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My pleasure 😇
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I’m working through the image of earlobe beards 🙂
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Think “ogre” without the charisma of an ogre…
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I think everyone wants to go trout fishing with Rachel Maddow.
How many flannel shirts do you own?
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None… and I’m pretty sensitive about it…
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Be careful with those push ups. If you can do more than Rachel, she might drown you in the trout pond.
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She’d have to catch me first… which would be pretty easy after I did all those pushups…
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And all that ear beard. Very easy to grab..
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You’re hoping everyone holds on till that second-to-last one, aren’t you?
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trout fishing with Rachel Maddow
That’s brilliant! And if you don’t catch anything, you can blame it on Russia!
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You got an LOL out of me at three in the morning…
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