Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Harvest tips from the other tables until you get enough to pay for the meal, a decent tip and maybe a movie. ☻ Tell the manager that, if he lets you leave without paying, you’ll recommend his establishment to all of your friends, who will probably also show up without their wallets. ☻ The Philosopher’s […]
Read More Finished Meal? Forgot Wallet?Webster’s Dictionary defines hero as “a person admired for achievements and noble qualities”. In other words, actors, sports figures or politicians because, as far as famous people go, that’s pretty much all we have except for serial killers and fashion designers; and, I doubt Yves Saint Laurant ever killed a chimera or took down the […]
Read More Heroes: A RantIf there is one animal that people love above all others, it would be puppies. Unfortunately, this essay is about reindeer, but I THOUGHT about puppies while I wrote it… This is about reindeer physiology, their habits and their ecology. It also touches on their sexual habits so if you have young children and you […]
Read More The Livid Irregularity of the ReindeerI am blocked. I have been for a few weeks. I’m still writing, but it’s not coming easily. It’s like that old method of execution where they pull out the entrails and burn them in front of the owner…only it’s worse because it’s happening to me. I always worry that maybe it’s because my mind […]
Read More Still Another RantI was debating with my lawyer the concept of a free will but he told me I have to pay for mine like everyone else. ☻ My father always said, “Not having a Y chromosome doesn’t make you any less of a man” ☻ Whenever I see a roast chicken that has been tied up […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 