Commitment Problems

[Because I cannot come up with topics of my own, I’ve again decided to write on Iscriblr’s topic: Commitment] I have a problem with commitment… and, like a dining room chair with the bottom cut out, my problem is deep-seated and dangerous. Even as a toddler, I didn’t want to get attached to my siblings… […]

What I’ve Learned Watching Six Weeks of Animal Documentaries

[Lately, due to a mix of government furlough, flu and good old fashioned chronic depression, I’ve been watching a LOT of animal programs on the television. I’ve learned much and now it is time to share that knowledge with you] I was watching Australia’s Most Dangerous Animals to see which Australian animals are the most […]

Reflections on Why TV Historians are So Hot

I’m working from home on a very snowy day, my nose pressed up against the window. This is indeed a time for reflection… unless you are a vampire, of course. In that case, you should not only cast no reflection but you should be decently in bed before the rays of the sun turn you […]

Parables and Fables

There was a man who lived over a tavern and worked making shoes next door. He never went anywhere else. One day, he noticed bars had been around the two buildings his whole life and he was a prisoner. At that, he sat on the front steps and died of despair… The above was a […]

Grandiose Thoughts that, in the End, Mean Nothing

The person you should really be competing with is yourself… because, when competing with others, you are horribly outclassed… I tried to explore my own sexuality but ended up finding a sea route to the West Indies. I decided to keep trying to explore my sexuality but law enforcement on that island has little patience […]