The person you should really be competing with is yourself… because, when competing with others, you are horribly outclassed…
I tried to explore my own sexuality but ended up finding a sea route to the West Indies. I decided to keep trying to explore my sexuality but law enforcement on that island has little patience for that sort of nonsense…
After hearing a fable, you feel that you’ve gained knowledge or insight. After hearing a parable, you have a vague unease that you should’ve gained knowledge or insight.
I will NEVER understand women… especially the ones who only speak Chinese.
What I like best about Nyquil is the having cold sleep and not is…
I used to not take crap from anyone. Now, I don’t take crap from JUST anyone.
One day, I’d like to punch a penguin in the face. I don’t dislike penguins. I just think that their reaction to being punched in the face would be adorable.
If you try to achieve perfection, you will always be disappointed; however, if you accept that you are not perfect, then you will only disappoint your parents, family and everyone who cares about you.
A woman is never truly happy unless she’s enjoying whatever situation she is presently in.
I’ve found that, when looking at a friend’s newborn baby, there are appropriate things to say and there are inappropriate things to say. Apparently, “kill it with fire” falls into the latter category…
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
Funny you wrote that last one, I was jusr discussing with my daughter the best ways to kill a child 😊
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Sounds like another short story, Deb… I hope…
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Perhaps 😊
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Babies are blobs
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Yeah, but their spit-bubbles capture my heart…
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What’s it doing outside of your chest?
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The same thing yours is doing inside your chest only louder…
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I heard World Alnimal Protection is after you… and all pinguins too 😂
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They’ll have to find me, first! Oh! There they are…
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😂😂😂
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I have no idea why, but I laughed out loud at this one “One day, I’d like to punch a penguin in the face. I don’t dislike penguins. I just think that their reaction to being punched in the face would be adorable.” Poor penguins! 🙂
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I thought of that one while watching a documentary on emperor penguins. It was so bleak… Penguins freezing, chicks dying… If I didn’t hate penguins, I wouldn’t have enjoyed it at all…
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‘Kill it with fire’
Now that, was funny.
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You’re a dark dark man…
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Who have you been talking to?
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Just reading your poetry…
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So… this post was sponsored by NyQuil? 🙂
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It’s the coughing sneezing stuffy head so you can lose consciousness and swallow your tongue medicine. Take as directed…
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Ugh…. I’m there. You just may see more lucid posts in future.
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