[Granted, condors are in danger of extinction. But, which is more beneficial to us: The condor or the french fry? I delve into this question in the stunning expose below]
Condors have a six foot wing span. French fries don’t have a wing span at all. Which is going to be easier to get through your bathroom door? Which are you more likely to WANT in your bathroom?
Condors can do a lot of damage to a human if teased or cornered. If you teased a cornered French fry, the worst it could do is raise your glucose level.
Condors do not reproduce well in captivity. French fries can be created by the sackful provided you keep an eye on the fryer’s thermostat and don’t brown them too much.
You can take French fries onto a commercial flight; however, the only way you can get a condor on a commercial flight is to convince someone that it is a service animal… which is difficult because it is still mad at you for teasing and cornering it.
Condors are protected by conservation laws. You cannot molest a condor outside of cornering it and teasing it; but, if you are having a bad day, you can slap a French fry around all you want.
Condors range up and down the western coast of North and South America. You can get French fries all over the world.
Dip a French fry in ketchup and you’ve got a mouth-watering treat. Dip a condor in ketchup and all you’ve got is a condor that looks as if it’s had a severe concussion.
Condors primarily consume dead rotting meat. I don’t think that French fries do that, but I can’t watch them twenty-four hours a day.
There are two species of condor. There are three species of French fry, if you count chili fries, cheese fries and chili cheese fries as two species and a hybrid.
Condors come from as far back as the Pleistocene era; French fries, on the other hand, came to the Americas from Asia via the land bridge across the Bering Strait.
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I would think if you dipped a condor in ketchup you would have a very angry bird that drips on your floor
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That’s why you need to always have a bird-nappy handy…
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“If you teased a cornered French fry, the worst it could do is raise your glucose level.” and “I don’t think that French fries do that, but I can’t watch them twenty-four hours a day.” made really chuckle although it was all funny. Side note – I caught my teenager coming out of the bathroom eating French fries once – this post brought back that gross memory 🙂
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There are people who eat food in the bathroom. I don’t know who they are or where they come from but I definitely cannot relate…
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You’ve found one – although I am hoping the dry heaving and look of shame I bestowed on him will curb any future bathroom + French fry moments 🙂
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Cake in the bathtub is HIGHLY overrated… unless you are trying to hide the fact that you are eating the last piece of cake…
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I heard about a man who teased a French fry for being a-salted.
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Do you really think puns are appropriate here?
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Is this a rhetorical question?
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Are there any other kinds of questions?
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Condors: you can’t eat just one.
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Freedom condors sounds really stupid.
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French fries look like condoms, condors only sound like them.
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French Fries can fit in your nostrils if you need to hide them in a hurry.
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Where were you when I could’ve used you?
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Oh this did make me laugh 🤣 And upon long, careful, considerate reflection, I know I don’t want a condor in my bathroom, THAT’s for sure. But eating French fries in my bathroom is not really doing it for me either… Eeeew…
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It got me thinking about taking food into the bathroom and that seemed like a really BAD idea for a post…
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Just THINKING about it grosses me out…
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