Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
[Another challenge from iScriblr. Of all the ones I’ve done so far, this one is clearly the most recent] I looked into the mirror this morning and I realized that I had wronged you greatly; in fact, it was the most greatly that I’d ever wronged you… the greatliest wrong of all. And, I’m not […]
Read More ReflectionsMy skin has a delightful lemony scent. I’ve been told that my dandruff can be substituted for almond extract in just about any recipe. I just cannot decide if Mothra is the worst movie monster ever or just very nuanced. I’ve always silently resented people who cannot read my mind. Sometimes, when no one is […]
Read More Things You Don’t Know About MeFirst, it was fluoridation in the 1960’s that threatened to turn us all into communists and was known to have turned at least four Americans into Devo. Then, it was mandatory seat belts that threatened to turn men into wimps and women into some ungodly female Devo. Now, it is vitamin-fortified flour. It is REAL. […]
Read More Vitamin-Enriched Flour WILL DESTROY US ALLTo my Readers: I’ve been pretty sick the last few days, so you won’t be seeing a post for a little while. I’m sorry. Charlie
Read More Sorry[Another challenge by Iscriblr… Freedom of Expression… who SHOULDN’T have it] People who say, “It’s a dry heat” Any movie director still making experimental films after ten years. If you cannot prove your hypothesis by then, just give up and make a charming romance with Meg Ryan and Matthew Broderick. Anyone who starts a sentence […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 