How You Can Tell the Movie You are Watching is Low Budget

It’s a Steven Segal movie called, “Straight to Video”. ♦ All the nude scenes have some kind of product placement in them. ♦ Some of the cast have two or more roles… in the same scene… and have to walk from one side of the shot to the other and put on a different hat. […]

Facts About Actors that May or May Not be True

Did you know that forty percent of Gary Busy is teeth? ֍ Due to a typo, Robert De Niro was accidentally appointed Secretary of the Interior under Barrack Obama. The error was found and fixed in less than a week, but during his term De Niro managed to sell all of our nation’s polar bears […]

A Poem About Dead Actors

I was watching the Guns of Navarone, (the movie’s still here but its actors are gone) . Don Adams, Dean Martin and Shirley Booth Gone are the actors of my youth . I’ve even lost Anthony Quinn (I loved him in whatever that thing was he was in) . So, I sit here bereft because […]