Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
I was watching an old movie with a girlfriend but she talked through most of it, asking, “Why did he do that?” and “What did she say?” and “Why did she say that?”. I finally lost my temper and yelled, “It’s because he’s got the mummified corpse of his mother on a chair in his […]
Read More Random Thoughts: Movie EditionI was watching the original Adam West Batman movie and I noticed that they had a device that changed their clothes as they slid down the bat-poles to the Bat-cave. It occurred to me that this means, for at least some of the way down, the two are sliding down poles side-by-side and naked. I’m […]
Read More Random Thoughts with Garlic KnotsIn dark times such as these, we need a hero… a savior… a man with CRAB CLAWS FOR HANDS. ֍ It would be nice to see the word “carapace” in newspapers again… actually, it would just be nice to see newspapers again. ֍ Maryland needs a super hero to call their own besides John Waters… […]
Read More Why We Need Crabman® More than Ever[In the movie, The Dark Knight, The Joker asks various people, “Wanna know how I got these scars?” and spins a different story to each person. Here are the real answers to: Wanna know how I got these scars? I was teaching my dog how to catch a Frisbee. I was a sword […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 