I was watching the original Adam West Batman movie and I noticed that they had a device that changed their clothes as they slid down the bat-poles to the Bat-cave. It occurred to me that this means, for at least some of the way down, the two are sliding down poles side-by-side and naked. I’m wondering if they just avoid talking to one another during that period or do they also try to hold eye contact.
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I own a “Spy Ladder” which is just like a normal ladder except the third rung is also a cyanide pill. On reflection, I should’ve bought the Swiss Army Ladder because at least it has a bottle opener and a corkscrew.
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Life imitates art but it is not a very flattering impression.
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You know you’ve reached middle-age the day you come to the conclusion that carob-covered raisins are a good idea.
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If someone asks you where you’d want to be buried, it might be an innocent question… unless the guy who asked it repeats your answer to the guy driving the car you’re in.
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The world would be a better place if we realized that we all really want the same thing: Death to our enemies.
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If no one told us that root beer was a beverage, most of us would spit it out thinking it was insecticide.
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A boomerang is just a stick with separation anxiety.
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She could close and open her eyes so quickly that, if you blinked, you’d have missed it.
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I wish I were in a relationship with a woman so I could break up with her; because I always break up with women at IHOPs and I’ve REALLY been craving pancakes lately…
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
I for one would love a pole that changes my clothes, think of the time I’d save. Though at this point in my life I’d have to slide alone. No one needs that mental image to start their day.
Funny story.. my husband had a friend in France who said the worst thing he ever found in America? Root beer.
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Yeah, I got the idea because my youngest’s wife is British and I had root bear as the beverage last thanksgiving. She hated it… a lot.
Personally, I LOVE root beer. Don’t you people in New England have a weird-tasting soda that never is sold outside that area?
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Moxie. It’s like root beer on steroids, a very acquired taste.
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Now, I want to try it.
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I like it, my husband hates it.
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Ok, I’m now worried about friction burn on Crown Jewels C. That is not an image I wanted to go to bed with 😡
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Sorry. I don’t control what I think, watch or throw at strangers, Deb.
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Thank you for pointing out just one of the many things that are awesome about Adam West Batman. You should look up the youtube video where they dubbed Adam West into the new Batman movie. It’s kind of amazing
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Adam West does have an hypnotic voice, doesn’t he? That’s why he was elected mayor of Qahog…
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I love the rhyming title…and garlic knots. ♥️
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After two dozen “random thoughts” posts, I’m running out of ideas. I think my worst was “The Random Thoughts that Shot Liberty Valance”
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I was actually hoping you were going to talk about actual Garlic Knots. They are delicious!
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You’re running out of inspiration, not ideas. You’ll find both again, I’m sure of it. I’m not sure if you’ve done the following, but some potential ideas: gourds, greenhouses, catnip, climbing ivy, and scarves.
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I wish I were in a relationship because constant bickering and arguing over nothing is better than nothing…oh wait…no it’s not.
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It’s way more interesting than nothing, though…
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I’m learning the difference between “something” and “nothing…”
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Prior to my Covid experience, doing something “easy” I called “doing nothing.” Now, getting out of bed is “something.” (You don’t know what you got ’til it’s gone kinda thing like the song says…bla bla bla cliche trope…but it’s true…)
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My son and I had it at the same time. We spent much of the time complaining like two old men…
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I like the one about the question of where you want to be buried, the best!
Now, I know never to date you. I Love IHOP!
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You should’ve know never to date me a priori… I’m terrifying in person.
Glad you liked that one. I was going to take it out because I had eleven and only needed ten. I didn’t even try it on my son… Although, I think he humors me, no pun intended.
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Okay, I just can’t get past that first one 🤣🤣🤣 And now I am crying, I’m laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣
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Adam West has that effect on some people…
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I will never again hear his name and NOT think of that image. Thanks SO much for that 🤣
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“I wish I were in a relationship with a woman so I could break up with her; because I always break up with women at IHOPs and I’ve REALLY been craving pancakes lately…”
Well, you gotta be more resourceful, man. Just start a relationship there, and then end it right there in the same trip.
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Should I pay for her meal, Jay?
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That’s a good way to start the relationship!
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