Drink service starts early and is mandatory.
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What you think is the in-flight movie is actually your life flashing before your eyes.
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The people and vehicles that you think look like ants are actually ants.
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EVERYBODY wants to sit next to the parachute salesman and his sample case.
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The pilot announces, “Ladies and gentlemen, GOOD NEWS! Engines three and four are doing just great”
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You seem to be landing at a different airport than the one on your ticket and that airport is the ocean.
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Stewardess announces they’ll be serving snacks, sodas and last rites.
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Everything in your life is going just great and you said this out loud where God could hear it.
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The first-class passengers have already activated their escape pods.
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The pilot announces, “I’ve got good news for our depressed passengers who no longer want to live…”
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
I like that last one 🤣
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I was straining to come up with something. Tomorrow: The Grasshopper Who Vacationed…
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There’s a whole you post in that comment alone. When I was straining…
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Mandatory drinks is my type of flight… seeing that I always pack a spare parachute in my purse. They’re easier to fit than the salesman.
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And, in a pinch, a parachute makes a functional scarf!
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And shawl, and blanket, and tent. It’s an extremely versatile accessory.
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I only get concerned when the people in charge of keeping you calm start repeating, “All IS WELL!!”, louder and more insistently to themselves as much as to you. The optimistic pilot announcement is nice too 😀
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I can FEEL them, calculating my chances of survival with their eyes!
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