Railroad spikes are very effective in killing robot vampires. ♠ Bend a spike into a ‘U’ if you want to staple 45000 or more sheets of paper together. Apply with a sledgehammer. ♠ Heat a railroad spike up to 2500 degrees to accomplish any task that requires a dangerously hot pointed object. ♠ If you […]Read More What Can You Do with a Railroad Spike
Deb guilted me into another one of these 42 word challenges. I am so mad about it I could just write! “I can’t go to the circus with you”, Sally said, “I’m terrified of clowns… I’ve always been” “I was, too”, replied Bob, taking her hand, “But, I’ve gotten over that by thinking of clowns […]Read More Everybody Loves a Clown and I Wish They’d Stop
Never leave a toddler alone in the bathtub. Keep a second toddler in the tub with her when you just pop into the next room to get something. Showering at a motel can be dangerous if the motel was once on the main road until the highway came through and now no one ever stops […]Read More Let this Bath and Shower Safety Wash Over You
A former nihilist regrets nothing. I regret persuading a friend to give her baby up for adoption. She didn’t really need to but I just wanted to see if I could do it… My biggest regret? That blue whale I accidentally killed. I regret not keeping in touch with friends from high school but the […]Read More Regret!
[I had a high fever on Monday and a cough. It didn’t last too long but what there was of it was more than sufficient. I’m quarantining myself after talking to my doctor but I’m doing just fine at this point.] Fevers muddle your thinking, making them the perfect time to watch daytime talk shows […]Read More I Had Disco Fever Minus the Disco