Treat every gun as if it is a loaded one… unless you are pretty sure it is not, or you want to scare your cousin. They say, the secret of gun safety is a gun’s safety. You might think that would be easy to remember, but, when you actually need that information and remember this, […]Read More I Fire Off Some Gun Safety Tips
The best definition of “pride” is self-satisfaction turned violently outward. Aristotle felt that pride was a virtue instead of a sin. Not only was he comfortable with that opinion, he was pretty smug about it. Parents usually say that they are equally proud of each of their children… often with a straight face… Milton hinted […]Read More I’m Humble About this List on Pride
Limit your child’s game-time to his waking hours. Tell your child that, if he cannot control himself after playing violent video games, he won’t be allowed to see Cannibal Holocaust that evening. Discuss the age-appropriateness of your child’s video games with parents that actually care how their children turn out… If your child breaks his […]Read More Your Child and Violent Video Games
I met the most selfish woman EVER, last night. The evening started out nicely, at a good restaurant. She and I were talking about music. I looked down at my phone and noticed that our one hour anniversary was coming up. So, I presented her with her anniversary gift. She, on the other hand, seemed […]Read More The Most Selfish Woman I Ever Met
When you say, “no”, stick with it or your children will not respect you. On the other hand, if they don’t respect you, you can’t be their role model and it follows that you cannot be blamed for how they turn out. Never yell at your children in public; however, it IS okay to yell […]Read More Child Discipline Tips
After marriage, your wife WILL get a lot fatter… unless she’s a vegan, in which case she will get a LOT crazier. Learn a sport, like basketball or football, and play it well into middle-age; because, doctors who replace knees need to eat too. Changing your own oil is easy and saves you money. The […]Read More Advice I Gave to my Son
Many households with children have at least two of the child’s parents working. Sometimes, even the tropical fish have to pitch in and make a few bucks for the family… mostly commission work. Daycare is expensive and scary and, more often then not, organized into some kind of toddler “Fight Club”, with weight classifications and […]Read More This Country has Daycare Issues; I have SOLUTIONS!