What Can You Do with a Railroad Spike

Railroad spikes are very effective in killing robot vampires. ♠ Bend a spike into a ‘U’ if you want to staple 45000 or more sheets of paper together. Apply with a sledgehammer. ♠ Heat a railroad spike up to 2500 degrees to accomplish any task that requires a dangerously hot pointed object. ♠ If you […]

Everybody Loves a Clown and I Wish They’d Stop

Deb guilted me into another one of these 42 word challenges. I am so mad about it I could just write! “I can’t go to the circus with you”, Sally said, “I’m terrified of clowns… I’ve always been” “I was, too”, replied Bob, taking her hand, “But, I’ve gotten over that by thinking of clowns […]

Let this Bath and Shower Safety Wash Over You

Never leave a toddler alone in the bathtub. Keep a second toddler in the tub with her when you just pop into the next room to get something. Showering at a motel can be dangerous if the motel was once on the main road until the highway came through and now no one ever stops […]

Regret!

A former nihilist regrets nothing. I regret persuading a friend to give her baby up for adoption. She didn’t really need to but I just wanted to see if I could do it… My biggest regret? That blue whale I accidentally killed. I regret not keeping in touch with friends from high school but the […]