The Most Selfish Woman I Ever Met

I met the most selfish woman EVER, last night. The evening started out nicely, at a good restaurant. She and I were talking about music. I looked down at my phone and noticed that our one hour anniversary was coming up. So, I presented her with her anniversary gift. She, on the other hand, seemed […]

Child Discipline Tips

When you say, “no”, stick with it or your children will not respect you. On the other hand, if they don’t respect you, you can’t be their role model and it follows that you cannot be blamed for how they turn out. Never yell at your children in public; however, it IS okay to yell […]

Advice I Gave to my Son

After marriage, your wife WILL get a lot fatter… unless she’s a vegan, in which case she will get a LOT crazier. Learn a sport, like basketball or football, and play it well into middle-age; because, doctors who replace knees need to eat too. Changing your own oil is easy and saves you money. The […]

This Country has Daycare Issues; I have SOLUTIONS!

Many households with children have at least two of the child’s parents working. Sometimes, even the tropical fish have to pitch in and make a few bucks for the family… mostly commission work. Daycare is expensive and scary and, more often then not, organized into some kind of toddler “Fight Club”, with weight classifications and […]