Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Donkeys were domesticated three to five thousand years ago, although you wouldn’t know it by looking at them. They are members of the foul-tempered little horse family of mammals, along with the kiang and the Irish Setter. Donkeys are mentioned in the Bible, Koran, and the Buddhist Sutras; although, they had very little input into […]
Read More Book Excerpt: Part FiveI’m not sure when I’m going to wake up. I’m sure the weed has worn off by now and I am being willfully unconscious. But, sleep has advantages over being awake. For example, I’m not very attractive but when I’m asleep, everyone agrees that I look like an angel. If I sleep long enough, I […]
Read More Book Excerpt, Part FourOnce there was an ass who slaved all day under the lash with little food at the end of the day to show for it. One day, while being beaten within an inch of his life for thoughtlessly stepping on a crack in the sidewalk, he noticed a grasshopper, eating grass and hopping around happy […]
Read More The Ass and the Grasshopper: 3 WaysOr, how is a donkey like a vampire? (Don’t judge me too harshly. High difficulty level) If you throw holy water into a vampire’s face it burns. Donkeys aren’t burned by holy water thrown into the face, but it sure pisses them off. Dracula didn’t come from Omaha. The same is true for the vast […]
Read More Why the Part of Dracula should be Performed by a Donkey[Jenny is an ASStrologer and serves New York’s five burros] Dear ASSk the ASStrologer, My boyfriend and I want to get married. Unfortunately, he’s playing hard to get, even going so far as hiring a fake “fiancée” to date him, sleep with him and make wedding plans for next June. It’s obvious he isn’t going […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 