Tore Down, Put Up

[This is an exercise on a theme] They tore down the house where they had the old slavery ring and they put up a Costco in the same spot. You can still buy slaves there, but you have to buy them in packs of twelve… ♦ They replaced the local pizza parlor with an iron […]

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Table Scraps

Dream it, wish it, do it, apologize profusely… What you lack in talent can be made up with desire, hustle and giving 110 percent all the time. Because a man attacking a problem he cannot handle or even comprehend, with all of his might, is hysterical. You are never too old to set another goal […]

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Proof that God does NOT Smoke Pot

Robin Williams once offered the platypus as proof that God smokes dope. I’m here to say that God doesn’t and I offer the following proof.   No female of any species gives birth to pregnant young.   The sky is all one color.   Cheech and Chong are still not our benevolent overlords.   Elevators […]

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