Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Corporal’s puppies from the last litter were just entering high school. One day, he came home from work, took a long drink from the toilet and then went into the kitchen, where his daughter Daisy was pondering her homework. “What’ya doing?”, Corporal asked, sniffing the trash can a little. His daughter rolled her eyes and […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 