Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
After I’d used up all other methods of alienating a room full of drunks and I couldn’t find a wake to go to. ☼ If, through a head injury, I suddenly had the delusion that I was Fiona Apple. ☼ After I’d fallen face-first into a great big pile of MDMA. ☼ If I couldn’t […]
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Read More Make No Mistake, there are Uses for a SnakeI’ve watched three dozen Fiona Apple videos in a row. Now, everyone I see looks fat… It occurred to me that, if I went to my grave, never knowing what a “causeway” is, it wouldn’t affect the quality of my life at all… No one ever got broke appealing to the lowest common denominator… except […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 