After I’d used up all other methods of alienating a room full of drunks and I couldn’t find a wake to go to.
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If, through a head injury, I suddenly had the delusion that I was Fiona Apple.
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After I’d fallen face-first into a great big pile of MDMA.
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If I couldn’t afford a giant, continent-sized whip with which to punish the Earth all at once so I settled on punishing the entire planet one dark crowded room at a time.
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If, through some miracle, I could suddenly tell one note from another.
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If they had the music and lyrics to my favorite song, The Blue Danube.
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If I needed a way to cry out for psychological help that didn’t require slashing my wrists.
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If my friends kept telling me that I was a great singer and I had no ability to detect sarcasm.
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If my blood alcohol level was higher than my IQ.
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If my plan to stand on a crowded street corner with my pants down, loudly describing any sexual shortcomings I might have, gets canceled…
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
Sheesh. Tough crowd. Karaoke gets a bad rap!
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My son loves it… but my voice is awful. Oddly enough, I sing all the time… don’t have a working radio in my truck.
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Is it just you who thinks your voice is awful, or have you been told that? I vote for singing your emotions out regardless of skill level—it’s cheap and super cathartic. No judgment here, just supportive.
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You know how, when you bring up one of your faults and your friend, instead of saying, “That’s not TRUE” instead gets really quiet and looks down a little. That is how I was told…
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That’s rough—is he/she still a friend?
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I don’t jettison a friend for being honest. I will if they are brutally honest, though.
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I Love Karaoke!
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You must be able to sing…
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Yes. That’s one of my Talents.
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Sure, rub it in…
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That last one is so not going to get cancelled C. Personally I want to see your whip cracking techniques
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I’m like Indiana Jones but without the charisma!
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As long as you have the hat? You can fake it.
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Don’t know about that
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Hasn’t karaoke died yet? As trends go it’s pretty stale.
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My son goes out for karaoke once in a while. I’d have to be “dancing at a wedding” level drunk to even entertain the idea…
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Ditto that. I’d really have to hate an audience as well.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdOUYu0dgvc This is Julie Andrews singing it. I doubt you have the required vocal range to do it, but yes, there are words and music to the Blue Danube available.
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Can I change my favorite to Thus Spake Zarathustra?
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Absolutely. The lyrics are these:
I…..Want….Some…..Taters! Bumbumbumbumbumbum. Right…. Now…. NOT…. Later! bumbumbumbumbumbum With… Lots….. of…… Gravy! Mash them up, then add the milk, Then you pour Grav—y, NOW! (I’m taking your blog title seriously…)
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With lyrics like that, Sheryl Crow is looking over her shoulder!
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Blade? High notes? Easy choice. Go with the high notes more often, forget about the Blade unless it really IS Wesley Snipes.
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Blade had some of the worst acting I’d ever seen. Heroically bad…
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Meh. He was a dramatic Vampire tho. LOL!
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I’d try Karaoke if it would make Trump disappear, but he’d probably think I’m showing him up with my song and dance, and try to make ME disappear.
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