Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Are bananas good for anxiety? They are, unless you have a morbid fear of bananas. ♦ How can apples benefit you? If you stand next to one, you’ll feel taller. ♦ Do apples cleanse your body? Maybe… but if you’re a cop, you have to tell them, right? ♦ I hear eating two cups of […]
Read More I Answer Google FAQs about FruitAn avocado has around 600 mg of potassium… nearly twice that of a banana but two hundred times less potassium than what is in the human body. So, if you really need potassium, turn to cannibalism. Avocado is a healthy substitute for butter; however, it can take up to six days to melt over your […]
Read More Fun Avocado Facts that Aren’t that Much Fun or FactualSalad is defined as a cold mix of green leafy vegetable combined with other raw vegetables… except when it isn’t… then, it’s defined as a mix of cut up foods mixed with a dressing… except when it isn’t. The best rule of thumb is, if you are eating it and wishing you were eating something […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 