Are bananas good for anxiety? They are, unless you have a morbid fear of bananas.
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How can apples benefit you? If you stand next to one, you’ll feel taller.
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Do apples cleanse your body? Maybe… but if you’re a cop, you have to tell them, right?
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I hear eating two cups of blueberries a day helps you sleep. Is this true? It is true if you can sleep while sitting on a toilet.
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What happens if you inject yourself with orange juice? You’ll suddenly have grounds to sue whatever school gave you your high school diploma.
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Do dragon fruit help sperm? Yes, but only if the sperm WANT to be helped.
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Why are figs called the “fruit of heaven”? The theory was that God preferred fruit that is unpleasant to look at and completely tasteless…
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Are bananas radioactive? Yes… slightly. If you take ten thousand bananas and a Kodak disposable camera, you can give yourself a pretty decent chest x-ray.
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What is the healthiest item at McDonalds? The exit door…
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Are black apples edible? It depends on what kind of paint was used.
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
Do it yourself X-rays? I need more bananas….
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That method does have its appeel…
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That pun is so old, it’s ripe.
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I know. I first wrote it in 1875 when I was still just in my thirties…
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GROANER ALERT!!!!! 😆
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Does an apple a day keep the doctor away? Yes….if you throw it at him/her.
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Where were you when I could’ve used that???
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Nothing more incorrigibly backward than recalcitrant sperm. I’ve read that if you place ugli fruit or unpeel a duren at the original starting end of their course they all come rushing back in dismay…
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LOL, McDonald’s 😂
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Air. Air is healthy at McDonald’s
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Not the last time I went in! 😆
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