What Have I Been Doing, Lately

Kite Fight! - Armed Kites Battle to the Death

I’m about two-thirds of the way through knitting an entire airport… including the x-ray machine.

I am making a list of the great things I’ve done; and, I am making a list of stupid things I’ve done. I’ll subtract the stupid things from the great things and, if I get a positive number, I won’t throw myself in front of a train…

I’ve been increasing my exercise gradually. Every day, I run twelve inches further than the previous day. By next month, I should be out of my living room.

I’ve been practicing my kite-fighting and can defeat a kite two out of three times.

I started a masochist porn site with a pay wall. After they pay, they come to a screen that says there is no porn because they don’t deserve it.

I taught myself how to get out of handcuffs but it would’ve been quicker to teach myself not to taunt policemen.

I built a deluxe weather station at my house: A thermometer and a window…

I’ve been trying to create a new cookie with twice the fiber of a regular cookie and with the loyalty of a dog.

I’ve been spending a lot of time in the lab trying to come up with a viable substitute for water.

I’ve also been working on a book-length collection of poems on cholera…

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