I’m about two-thirds of the way through knitting an entire airport… including the x-ray machine.
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I am making a list of the great things I’ve done; and, I am making a list of stupid things I’ve done. I’ll subtract the stupid things from the great things and, if I get a positive number, I won’t throw myself in front of a train…
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I’ve been increasing my exercise gradually. Every day, I run twelve inches further than the previous day. By next month, I should be out of my living room.
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I’ve been practicing my kite-fighting and can defeat a kite two out of three times.
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I started a masochist porn site with a pay wall. After they pay, they come to a screen that says there is no porn because they don’t deserve it.
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I taught myself how to get out of handcuffs but it would’ve been quicker to teach myself not to taunt policemen.
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I built a deluxe weather station at my house: A thermometer and a window…
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I’ve been trying to create a new cookie with twice the fiber of a regular cookie and with the loyalty of a dog.
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I’ve been spending a lot of time in the lab trying to come up with a viable substitute for water.
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I’ve also been working on a book-length collection of poems on cholera…
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
Well the kite flying will come in handy after that book is published
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I don’t see you as a carefree flyer of kites, Deb…
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Nope, I thought you could use it to escape the book buyers
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Actually, I have a jet pack always nearby just in case my critics find out who I am…
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Good idea 😊
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Time tell spent, I’ve always wanted a more loyal oatmeal raisin. Mine are such sluts.
And really, more poetry is exactly what this site needs.
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Oh, I can give you more poetry than you’ll ever want…
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You could.
But you shouldn’t…
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When you write poetry, please don’t write doggerel….
Not that I won’t like it, but I can do without the doggy smell.
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I only write couplets that are badly spelt
Not responsible for how the canine smelt…
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After the masochists discover there’s nothing behind the pay wall, do they smile and say, “Thank you, master!”
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If they know what’s good for them…
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You live such an, um, richly textured life!
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It you only knew…
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I’m thinking that would come under the heading of TMI! 😆
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