The Moosehead Stratagem Chapter 2 Part One

Not up to writing so I’m posting chapter 2 of The Moosehead Stratagem. If you liked chapter one, you are in for a treat. If you didn’t, take a break, have a cigarette and new stuff will be coming soon. Chapter one starts here. Mike Wistersheshenham scanned the street. Four agents, three circumcised and one […]

How Can I Be a Trump Supporter?

If you can consider your soy bean farm successful, thanks to Trump, despite the fact that you aren’t making any money and someone else owns it, now. You have to be able to believe that a man who attended Christian church for decades is a Muslim; and, a man who wouldn’t know a church if […]

I AM FROM EARTH!!!

Recently, as many of you know, I was abducted by aliens. It was my own fault for driving my pickup truck on a lonely country road in the middle of the night. But, instead of anally probing me and letting me go, they, instead, anally probed me and asked me questions… for the purpose of […]

Why Wind Power, Like What My Baby Did, is a Bad Bad Thing

If the big wind turbine companies use up all of our wind, Americans will be deprived of a basic human right: A nice breeze. If we burn fewer hydrocarbons, people will have to start taking supplements to get the carbon monoxide their bodies need. In the United States, wind tends to blow in from West […]

Signs You Might Have Too Much Sodium in Your Diet

Your favorite sandwich is anchovies between two pieces of beef jerky. Half the time you give a blood sample, the vial explodes off of the needle and embeds itself into a wall. Your stool makes an effective salt lick. You’ve switched from a salt-shaker to a tablespoon Your friends and family won’t eat any baked […]