Recycling Tips

Flatten cardboard boxes before recycling. Before flattening remove all homeless people living inside. A compost heap is a great way to stink up your backyard and still feel smug about it. If you break up with him in the right way, an ex-boyfriend can be recycled into a furniture mover or cash machine. Putting your […]

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August 12th, this Day in History

Night of Murdered Poets. In Soviet Russia thirteen Jewish poets were put on trial for espionage. Just Stalin’s way of thanking a population that gave its all to beat back Nazi Germany. The thirteen pleaded their cases in front of a jury of their peers, although, in this case, their peers were a three military […]

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The Uncountable Grains of Sand

  [This is a response to a challenge by Raynotbradbury to expound on the uncountable grains of sand. I’m making it today’s post so that I can disappoint TWO groups of people at the same time] Some think that the grains of sand cannot be counted, but those people are quitters. We need to count […]

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