It’s a lucky thing the Wicked Witch of the West melted on contact with water… it could’ve been much worse for her. Of the four sent to kill her, one had an axe and another was a lion…
I can only respect someone who has the courage to tell me exactly what I want to hear…
I like experimental cooking, so I made a deconstructed apple pie; but, when I reconstructed it, I ended up with three pieces left over.
The bad thing about a zombie apocalypse is that, eventually, everyone ends up on the wrong side.
I would never ever stalk Natalie Merchant. And, I’m not just saying that because my attorney told me to…
I think that, deep down, everyone hates ballet.
I believe that I’ve found a way to trick my son into being less deceitful.
Finally, I got disgusted with myself and said, “Okay, you can only set three more arbitrary limits over the next eight days”
I don’t like Elvis Costello; but, I do like the IDEA of Elvis Costello.
Everyone has their own reason to get a tattoo; but, I think the most common reason is that they want a permanent image created under their skin with sharp needles and ink…
Or they were drunk
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My father was in the Navy and has a bunch of tattoos. He was telling me a story once and I asked him, “So, you were drunk when you got your tattoos?”
He gave me a straight look and replied, “Well YEAH”
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Of course he was 😊 but that comment applied to all of your points 😊😊😊😊😊
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Okay, Deb… you coaxed an LOL out of me. Are you happy?
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I don’t think hatcheting or mauling the Wicked Witch would have been received as well with parents. Although, given what movies can show and say today, maybe the lion wouldn’t have been so bad if they only showed him jumping at her.
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I thought the critique would be that melting isn’t a very pleasant death…
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