Stuff Left Over From My Other Stuff

If you look at dollars per word, writing a novel is nowhere near as lucrative as writing a ransom note. You cannot put a price on good health… well, not a reasonable price, anyway. There’s no ‘i’ in “team” but there is an ‘i’ in limeade, so, if you need one, that’s where you […]

Give Me Liberty or Give Me Random Thoughts

I’ve got a computer virus where, if I click on a porn site, it shows me instead an image of Hugh Hefner stabbing the Virgin Mary. I’d get the virus removed but it’s kind of a turn-on… My biggest fear is that everything that can happen will finally happen, God will yell, “Bingo!” and the […]

The Random Thoughts of Navarone

It’s a lucky thing the Wicked Witch of the West melted on contact with water… it could’ve been much worse for her. Of the four sent to kill her, one had an axe and another was a lion… I can only respect someone who has the courage to tell me exactly what I want to […]

Random Thoughts from a Blue Planet

There’s a time to talk to your son about masturbation; but, apparently, it ISN’T during Thanksgiving dinner in front of his kids. I was studying non-abelian groups, last night. The reason I study non-abelian groups is so that I can start conversations with “I was studying non-abelian groups, last night”. I got the idea one […]