Ten More of the Seven Deadly Sins

Wearing a hat that says, “Free Mustache Rides”. Missing your aunt’s funeral to finish up your second time through Fallout 4. Crawling through your house on your hands and knees in the dark because you don’t feel like entertaining the friend at your door. Growing a mustache because of some hat you bought. Referring to […]

My Worries are Written on the Wind and I Fear Wind

I’m so worried about getting chronic insomnia that I can hardly sleep at night. My greatest fear is wasting my time; but, I realized that I was worrying needlessly. I’m worried that some day, my life might pass before my eyes; and, when I get to the part of my life where my life passes […]

I Came; I Saw; I Ranted

I used to like girls with glasses… thick, no-nonsense, I-do-read-Tolstoy-fuck-you-very-much glasses. But, with changes in style, the advent of hipsters and the unholy influence of Lisa Loeb, all sorts of girls wear glasses now. It’s like having a favorite flavor of ice cream, say cherry vanilla (not its real name); you wake up one morning […]

Poems are Not Healthy for Children and Other Living Things

Now, Who Will I Listen To? The last time Buddy Holly flied was the day the music died . Joplin is dead, no one knows why And, Hendrix prematurely kissed the sky . Bob Marley and Jim Morrison are also no more no woman no door… God grant me the […]

Colors that I Like Less Than the Others

Purple: Purple was the color of royalty because it took a big pile of stinking sea shells just to make one thing purple… and purple has never really gotten over itself. Now, anyone with a box of crayons can make purple… but, people like Donnie Osmond and Prince perpetuate the regality of the color purple, […]