Forces of Communism… in Ant Form

I published a new animal essay in the permanent section of my site. For those who read me on WordPress, here’s the link: The Vivacious Armistice of the Weaver Ant If it’s not the best thing you’ve ever read, I’ll eat my hat. If I cannot find any hats I’d like to eat, I’ll eat […]

The Science Monster That Ate Seattle

Geneticists have just discovered the DNA sequence that makes people want to study heredity because, what choice did they have? Harvard and international astronomers have announced the discovery of nearly a hundred exo-planets. This will change dramatically the way people look at Harvard and international astronomers. Chemists are currently working on a method which determines […]

Great Books… for Putting You to Sleep

Remembrance of Things Past by Marcel Proust: You know how Seinfeld is a show about nothing? This is an epic series of books about exactly that. It is beautifully written and supremely dull. I managed to finish the first three books of Proust’s masterwork but only because my alternatives to reading Proust involved spending time […]

Turn Dog Feces into Cash; or, Capitalism Explained

Are you broke, hard-up, without funds or dirt poor? Follow these steps and you can make BIG money… as demonstrated by how I capitalize “big”. Unlike other money-making schemes, mine requires almost NO upfront money. The money you DO need, can be easily acquired raiding your grandmother’s medicine cabinet and then meeting with your “special […]

Double Happy Family Four Treasures Random Thoughts

If you bury a vampire upside down, eventually he becomes China’s problem… There are so many things you can do with jellied eel. Sadly, none of them involve using it as food. I told her, “You’ll never know how much I love you”. But, she tried to find out, anyway. Obviously, I had to stop […]