Double Happy Family Four Treasures Random Thoughts

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If you bury a vampire upside down, eventually he becomes China’s problem…

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There are so many things you can do with jellied eel. Sadly, none of them involve using it as food.

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I told her, “You’ll never know how much I love you”. But, she tried to find out, anyway. Obviously, I had to stop her…

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If the adage “absence makes the heart grow fonder” is true, every woman who ever walked out of me is craving me insanely by now…

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Riding a horse is like driving a dangerous car that thinks for itself and might kick you in the head…

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Shale doesn’t deserve all the bad things people say about it…

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Tip: If you attend a formal event at a nudist camp, wear an extra-long neck tie, just in case someone is going to take pictures…

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Tree marriage was once very popular in India. Too often a woman would marry a tree only to find out her new husband was a sap…

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If I got to choose what type of horrible injury I could have, I’d always choose a sucking chest wound…

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Jellied eel makes an effective compress for a sucking chest wound…

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