Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Gorillas seldom attack people, which is what it makes the times they DO attack people so much more special. A gorilla attack is available to anyone with a gorilla, a joy-buzzer and a lot of poor judgment. When the fight is on, here are a few tips on surviving and even winning the battle. First, […]
Read More So, You’re in a Fight with a Gorilla…The average gorilla weighs three hundred pounds. The above average gorilla weighs just about the same as that but he earns more and doesn’t spill when he drinks too much. ▼ A gorilla has black fur and is capable of doing a person great harm. Think of the gorilla as a bear but with better […]
Read More Gorillas, gorillas, gorillas!Imagine this: You are on the savanna or the veld, whichever is easier to spell. You are surrounded by five killer silverback gorillas. Two seem on the verge of attack and one is furiously signing for orange juice. Your life seems over when suddenly, out of the darkness, the call of the kingfisher sounds. The […]
Read More The Oresteian Tragedy of the KingfisherDream it, wish it, do it, apologize profusely… What you lack in talent can be made up with desire, hustle and giving 110 percent all the time. Because a man attacking a problem he cannot handle or even comprehend, with all of his might, is hysterical. You are never too old to set another goal […]
Read More Table ScrapsOskar Moosehead tightened his bow-tie. “How do I look?”, he asked Boris. “You look like a man in early middle age, with well chiseled features adorning a beardless face. Your dark hair frames a pale face which makes your dark eyes seem even more dangerous. This danger is emphasized by your six foot one inch, […]
Read More The Moosehead Stratagem Chapter 4, Part 2
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 