[Well, I’ve been on furlough for the past month. I’m finally going back to work, which will be swell, because…] Now, we can stop trying to pay our rent with Charmin coupons. We can stop replacing our insulin with Hawaiian Punch. We can afford to drive to work rather than spend the night at work […]Read More The Government is Opened Again!
If your money gets tight and you cannot afford food, maybe fire a member of your staff that you’ve been meaning to get rid of… that insolent chauffeur for example… Yes, your family lives paycheck to paycheck. When there is six months to a year between paychecks you’ll still be living from paycheck to paycheck, […]Read More Donald Trump’s Advice on Weathering a Government Shutdown
Make wages of congressional representatives inversely proportional to how stupid they are acting. Any representative who offers an amendment that kills more than ten Americans will be bikini-waxed. Lock the doors and begin flooding the chamber. Show congressmen films of functioning congresses so they can better understand what one looks like… […]Read More How They Could’ve Avoided a Government Shutdown